Daily Archives: March 10, 2017

Squishy Hulk (2016)


I found this disturbing piece of Hulky goodness sometime last year.  It is like a sad stress ball that is begging to be out of its misery.  The tag description is the best where it claims “Life Like” on it.  Where in the great guacamole is this life like?  Are they claiming the huge bulging eyes that were slapped on with the a glob of paint are super realistic?  Or the fused together hands and non-descript facial features scream photorealism!  Maybe the tiny nubs they call toes are what they are referring to?  Who knows – I’m just glad this freak of a toy is home with me where he can be around things that won’t shun him for being a monster!