Daily Archives: February 5, 2018

A Year’s Worth of Hulk Gluttony! Week 6

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My mother once promised me a Hostess fruit pie if I was quiet and let her finish grocery shopping.  I loved those sugary little fruit filled treats!  I honestly might’ve just about done anything to get them on my hands.  Being still and quiet was the least I could do!  I was like a little statue riding in that metal cart of the rest of the trip.  Sure enough, I earned my reward and as my mother rolled me out to the car she handed me the packaged processed pastry!  I ripped open the package with such force the glazed little pie popped out of the package and landed on the pavement below.  I was stunned!  I immediately started crying but that had no effect on my mother who told me I should have been more careful.

As you can tell, I’m still traumatized and I have yet to forgive my mother!