I wish force fields were real. I would love to be able to protect things that I would not anyone else to touch! Like my iPod from 2003. It still works! Only I can keep it going! Don’t touch it neighbor kid who once tricked me into eating a praying mantis! And stop calling it vintage! Vintage things are plaid – and usually have somewhere to hang a sweet looking hat!
Thank you to all that have been messaging me asking me to blog about all the new Hulk items that have been released. If you’re on my FB page then you will know that not only do I have them all but I have had them for quite a while! I was able to acquire the BAF Gladiator Hulk a week before the street date! Thank goodness I did too, getting the pieces to this guy is proving to be very difficult. Some of the figures are pretty fantastic – and then there’s Loki. A terrible figure with very little accessories! If you are lucky enough to unload them to help pay for the Hulk then good on you because he’s already running a pretty penny on eBay.
The figure is pretty fantastic too! I was hoping for an 8″ figure since it was the Hulk and this is the first time the Hulk has treated to the BAF format. While he still stands taller than most of the other figures in the set he is the same size as the AoU Hulk we were served. The real difference? The absolute killer gladiator set up that this Hulk comes with! The war paint, the helmet, the huge hammers and all the armor! It absolutely makes this figure a killer piece to add to the Hulk collection!
Like I mentioned, having to buy every figure in this series just to get the Hulk – which means you’re shelling out about $120 to get this bad boy! That might seem steep but really, you’re going to pay about $75-90 just for the Hulk on eBay anyways, so for another $30 bucks or so you can have all the figures too.
I have seen this on FB – with the soft plastic they used for the hammer makes it susceptible to bending when the Hulk holds it. You can easily avoid this by having the Hulk hold the hammer high on the neck. I actually thinks this looks cooler anyways.
The Gladiator Hulk’s expression is an interesting choice. He really looks as if he is confident and stoic at the same time. I get that the Hulk has constantly been sculpted with the raging anger face – but with a BAF I really feel as if we should have been given an alternate head with a screaming anger face! It would have been perfect!
The figure reminds me of the last time the Hulk was seen in war paint… but this time he’s way more bas ass!
You know how when you were in school and that one kid suddenly calls to you but you have no idea who he is but since he knows you you think you and he MUST be friends so you just go along and with it and wave to him frantically only to realize that he was talking to the person behind you and you now pretend to be waving to someone behind him – except there is no one behind him.
No? Just me?
Mind Control sucks – especially when you’re aware of the fact that your mind is being controlled! Especially when, like the Hulk here, all you want to do is SMASH!
I showed this before with Spidey and the Hulk fighting where Peter Parker decides to unload a dose of web fluid into Hulk’s eyes. While the Hulk has no idea what just happened and what to do about it – it’s the wording that really kills it for me:
Trying to collect all the issues to Green Goblin was not an easy task. Amazingly, the hardest issues to find were the middle between 7-15. The absolute last issue I ended up having to buy off of eBay and it was this little beauty you see right here.
When it arrived I thought the cover looked as though it featured a certain jade giant. Yet – I have been duped before – so I wasn’t getting my hopes up. Sure enough, flipping through the pages, it was the Hulk… sort of.
In a warped little world, lovingly called Murderworld, Green Goblin tries to make his way through without getting his friend, Ricko, killed. They end up in a room where they encounter a robot Hulk that isn’t too pleased to see them. The only shot of the Hulk is the one you see above – but it still counts in my book!
||YES! If we count puny intruders.
|Hero vs. Hero
Let’s get this over with right from the start: It’s not Banner Hulk it’s The Incredible Hulk. It’s one of the easiest and most obvious titles, yet Marvel messed it up right from get-go. It was the first of many missteps in what should have been a glorious return of the real Jade Jaws to the Marvel Universe.
Generations are one-shots that team up the classic character with the new wave of heroes gracing the comics these days. The Hulks issue is handled by Greg Pak – which should have been a homerun – but turns out to be a single that was picked off at first.
The story begins with Cho being transported into the past and face to face with the real Hulk being attacked by the army in the desert. It is a missed and welcoming sight and a great intro but ultimately a short-lived excitement as the comic takes a sharp turn from there. If you plan on reading the issue don’t read any further as this will contain spoilers like mad, yo! The Hulk is fighting back against the army and Cho helps fight them off. When he sees the Hulk ready to explode and hurt people Cho takes the Hulk on himself. It’s one of the more annoying and cringe-inducing aspects of the Cho Hulk. He’s so infatuated with the lives of innocents that he ends up screwing things up royally. In the case of W.W.H. (if you’re reading it) he’s the reason the weapon comes to maturity, here he is the reason that a gigantic monster is woken to terrorize a small town. Sure, you can make the argument that it was the army bombing the island but I would retaliate with “Who brought them to the island?” Boom, Mic drop.
Now, I don’t mind the idea that Cho is looking to protect the innocent, the idea that the real Hulk had done it in the past subconsciously is one of my favorite theories. My issue is that Cho shoves it down our throat in such an obvious manner that it literally bores me. If you were to play a drinking game where you drink every time Cho Hulk talks about saving innocents you’d be dead. Down before you even finish this silly one shot.
If you think I’ve scratched the surface of the problems with this issue you are sadly mistaken. Cho begins to lose control of the monster and the real Hulk has to come to the rescue. The following conversation is the crux of what makes this issue such a disappointment. Before I dive in: I dare you to go back when the Cho Hulk was first being promoted and read the post where I react to Pak’s interview. I’m way too lazy and it’s way too late for me to find it – you’re going to have to do the leg work yourself! Anyways, Pak says that Cho ENJOYS being the Hulk and sees it as a gift – and I talk about the most interesting aspect of the Hulk character is that Banner saw it as a curse – he knew it was an accident that needed to be corrected.
Pak writes that exact thing at the end of the issue! He has Cho realize that being the Hulk isn’t all it’s cracked up to be! It’s a head shaking and infuriating ending for one of two reasons. Pak is a great writer – he has written some of the best Hulk stories – but he has missed the mark since the TAH took shape. I don’t know what was in his head when he was writing this issue but I know he’s the kind of writer who plans ahead. To think he started writing the Cho Hulk with the intention of the two Hulks meeting and having this convo is the biggest insult. To think it would be an eye opening moment for not only the characters but also the reader is a slap in the face – mainly because that’s what every comic reader has been saying since the beginning of this whole debacle. If this was a way for Pak to acknowledge everyone saying this; sort of a wink, wink at the audience; well then the whole issue was sort of a waste of time. What was the purpose here? To reiterate the obvious? To make Cho more likeable/relatable by making him think his stolen gamma power up was a mistake instead of his green frat boy persona?
Either way, this issue will be followed by what looks like Cho having his own Planet Hulk saga. This combined with yet another return to “original” numbering is another nail in the coffin of the once great writer of Hulk stuff. Rest in peace Pak legacy… it was great for a while.