So… by tomorrow I obviously meant in a few days. It’s been a while since I’ve reviewed, well, pretty much anything – so this might be a bit long (that’s what she said) buckle up and enjoy the ride here, folks! There is a lot of ground to cover! Let’s begin with:
W: Mark Waid
A: Mark Bagley
What can I say that hasn’t already been said (by me) with this swan song from the ultimately cut short Hulk saga from the ultra-talented Mark Waid? Well, he left us with quite the doozy – extremis not only saves Bruce Banner but also gives us a mysterious future with Banner being maybe even more brilliant than before – who knows? I liked the last issue – the Abomination returning (even a clone) is still a great thing to me – I just wish since the recently launched Savage Hulk also has the Green Goliath battling the age-old foe that we could have had a different baddie. It almost seemed redundant reading the Savage Hulk. Over all, I will miss Waid and will forever be bummed we didn’t get to see his ultimate vision come to fruition. Grade: A-
W: Soule, and then the Bens
A: Diaz Luque and then Barberi
What can I say abou… wait, that’s how I started out the last issue review – nevermind. I have enjoyed the Thunderbolts and thought it hit its real stride with the Infinity tie-ins. Bringing back Madman and the Leader (even though he was turned red – big mistake in my opinion) was fun to start things out but when Red turned the deciding missions over to the rest of the group that’s when the real fun began! Watching these personalities clash with each other and how they never seemed to agree but still made winning a possibility was entertaining as heck. Too bad it didn’t last. Soule’s final issues seemed rushed and sloppy. What began as a haunted ride down a murky swamp in search of a mystical treasure quickly turned into a “Crystal Skull” type ending. Unsatisfactory and unfair. Unfair to all the readers who were following this unconventional team of super-mercenaries with questionable morals and even more questionable methods. This book made me even tolerate Deadpool – which says a lot! The art was even getting better with each issue! Overall, I think dwindling sales turned this series on its belly and it will end its run at issue #32.
So far the Punisher vs Thunderbolts story line has delivered some great moments but nothing worth real mention – the magic seems to have been dropped from the book – and they are even recycling earlier events back into the fray. The Punisher shot the Leader… again. Haven’t we been here before? I liked when the Leader allowed Red to berate him all the while plotting to take the entire team down – but even that has become tiresome since nothing ever comes of it. Soule had a real knack for making these characters interesting – but we’re seeing more clichés of these characters rather than the hilarious “Odd Couple” scenarios that made the earlier issues so much better. Grade: C-
Everyone said to read other Aaron works – to just turn a blind eye to his ill-suited Hulk run and read his other stories – and I did. I read his Wolverine Omnibus – fantastic, I read some of his Punisher – great stuff. This Marvel event, though, takes the cake. It’s fast paced, exciting and the best part – thus far it actually makes sense. Every issue delivers a great “What the-?” moment that makes you want to pick up the next issue! Not to mention, I have not picked up every variant, only the Hulk ones and the “Eye” variants, but there are two sets that actually look really decent together! The Art Adam’s variants combine to create a huge mural type scene and the “Eye” variants look amazing displayed together!
Grade so far: A-
This mini may fizzle in the end – but with two issues left and the story still going strong – I have high hopes for a “blow me away” kind of ending. I can’t even tell you how refreshing it is to read an event comic that isn’t making me roll my eyes. It’s been a while – I loved AvX but even that one had its moments that didn’t keep my attention. Age of Ultron was a disaster from the get-go – and I didn’t mind Infinity but it really crapped the bed with the “homage” ending. Even World War Hulk, coming off of one of the greatest Hulk stories of recent memory, was a bit of a let down. We all knew the ending before it even began. Original Sin, on the other hand, has even served up a pretty thrilling tie-in series with:
Original Sin: Hulk vs Iron Man
Let me begin with the idea that I never usually enjoy the idea of going back to origin and changing status quo. Hell, it usually opens a can of continuity worms that the writers explain by saying “It’s just a fun story – don’t worry about the history” and that never sits well with people. When this series was announced I was immediately thrown back to the Hulk: Gray moment when Iron Man showed up when everyone knows the first time the two powerhouses met was Avengers #1. Of course, Loeb has never been one for continuity – it takes a more skilled writer to care about such things (let’s face it, he’s no Jeff Parker) – but I was worried that this was just another Marvel moment. You know, just write a story and see if people have a god memory or not.
With all of that in mind this new (awkwardly numbered) mini-series promises to serve up an interesting take on what went down that fateful day the green Goliath was created. So far all we know is that Stark was acting like his pompous self and, thinking he knew best, let his clouded judgement take president over what Banner’s ultimate vision was for the gamma-bomb. Stark knew how to make it into a more destructive weapon which is exactly what Ross always wanted. This series still hasn’t let the car out of the bag just yet of what Stark actually did – but it is shaping up nicely. Grade: B+
W: Alan Davis
A: Alan Davis, Mark Farmer
For all the people who have griping that Waid didn’t bring back the classic Hulk stories that they thought he would – I give you – Alan Davis. There is only one Hulk guest-spot issue that I had a terrible time finding. eBay not withstanding, I’ve only seen this issue once – The Uncanny X-Men #66 – and it’s the one in my collection. With Xaiver is real trouble he needs Banner to help him heal. The X-Men go to retrieve Banner but have to deal with the Hulk first. It’s a fun issue with Banner coming out victorious in saving the Professor.
Davis brings us back to that point of time and we re-examine the super-hero battle and it is truly a blast from the past. The classic Hulk that graced the comics (and television to a lesser extent) is back in full form here. For everyone hoping for that 80’s child-like Hulk back in action – it’s finally here! The follow up issue gives us a wild gamma-romp with the real Abomination tearing up the desert in a classic tussle with our favorite Jade Jaws! This is an entertaining series so far – let’s hope they can keep this train chugging along at a great speed! Hell, they ended the second issue with the Leader in his original color! What a refreshing sight! If only current times were the same! Grade: B+
I’ve also been asked what my opinion is on the recent news that Thor is being turned into a woman. Well, it turns out that he isn’t. Thor isn’t worthy of Mjolnir anymore – and this new chick is. Thor now battles with an axe. If you’re wondering what I think about that – well, I haven’t read it. In fact, no one has – because it’s not out yet – and I remember not too long ago that people were freaking out because Doc Ock was going to inhabit Peter Parker’s body – and look how all of that turned out. So, let’s be patient – it may turn out kind of cool. If not, no worries, these are comics – nothing lasts for ever.