Hulk vs Thing Rap Battle!

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Also, if anyone knows where I can get this comic – please help!

A Lot of Catching Up to Do!

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I think I could put comic readers on par with the most of the historians out there.  Every week we burn through a stack of books – some of us geeks tackle an easy 15-30 titles a month.  Each of them somehow, in some way, connecting to each other.  When asked about certain events we pull out tid-bits of knowledge that would make any comic writer’s jaw drop (especially Loeb who is notorious at this point for ignoring Marvel continuity).  So let’s be in awe of ourselves here for a moment as we delve into the newest (and some over due) titles that I’ve been reading.

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Savage Hulk
W: Alan Davis
P: Alan Davis
I: Mark Farmer

This second monthly title has brought back the classic Hulk that most of the purists love and pretty much all of the non-comic readers know.  The child-like, angry “Hulk Smash”  Hulk.  While it’s good to have a title to read that celebrates the most revered Hulk incarnations and actually uses his time-honored rouges gallery.  First, the Abomination (the REAL Abomination) had a slug fest while also battling the X-Men in issue #2.  Then, the real enemy waiting in the wings, the Leader came out while Professor X and Banner were caught in Banner’s subconscious in issue #3.  Issue #4 begins with the Leader having quickly subdued and neutralized the X-Men and strapped Banner to his device that is slowly draining the gamma power out of him.

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The great thing about a second series is being able to tell Savage Hulk type stories without sacrificing the evolution of the Hulk we have in the main title.  To just turn Hulk back into a mindless engine of destruction without any real reason to do so (much like Loeb did)* is like taking a step backwards.  Here Davis has taken a classic issue and just expanded on the ideas that were already present.  Sort of a Director’s Cut of the Hulk guest spot in X-Men.  True to classic Silver-Age storytelling too – it turns out the battle between the Leader and the Hulk will have to wait for another issue – as it was never the Leader’s body there in the first place and another Hulk cure is lost to destruction.  Nothing compares to seeing a great Leader story with the Humanoids in tow taking on the Green Goliath and the reluctant passengers on his wild ride.  Even better is that Davis was able to tell a 4 issue story arc without changing the outcome of the original tale.

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The art by Davis and Farmer is top-notch – really fun and exciting panel after panel Hulk action.  If I had to suggest a negative it would be that the story arc could have been simplified a bit more to only be 2-3 issues, but I digress.  It’s not like the story felt unusually over drawn, like Age of Ultron did, and seems to be a Marvel staple these days.  I am intrigued by the next story arc coming our way with Dr Strange.  Grade: B

*I only fit two Loeb burns in there – I must be getting soft!

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Hulk
W: Gerry Duggan
A: Mark Bagley

Next up is the follow up issue to Gerry Duggan’s bang-up of a premiere issue which introduced us to the latest Hulk incarnation “Doc Green”.  A savage and brilliant type who is hell bent on destroying the Hulk Family.  A ill conceived brain child from the head of Marvel thinking it would be a blast to see a whole bunch of Hulk’s running around.  Sticking his most over-hyped writer on the case they set out to destroy the simple but ingenious rules of the Gamma-Powered creatures that roamed the Marvel U.  Simple because it was pretty much one rule… gamma radiation effects everyone differently.  That’s why the Leader was made incredibly smart and the Abomination was turned into a reptilian monstrosity.  But in a span of just a couple years they threw the folk-lore aside and we had not two, three, or even four – but six new new Hulks offered to us.

Duggan, in what seemed to be screaming out for other writers to do, decided to answer all the prayers of the Gammabros and is out to destroy the Hulk family. *sigh of relief* In issue #6 he begins with the easiest target – a reluctant Rick Jones.  Of course, A-Bomb (a terrible name that will hopefully stay dead) is no match for the brute strength of the Hulk and is pretty easily dispatched.  After the cure is injected Jones seems a bit ruffled but Doc Green assures him that he was doing this for Rick’s best interest.  Rick was cursed – not handed a gamma-powered gift.  We also get a quick and hilarious scene where the Hulk seems to have given his notice to SHIELD – or at least let them know he is not on their agenda any more – and in the same breath teaches MODOK a lesson about messing with the Jade Giant and any of his loved ones.

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I am curious though, while I would love to think that they will “cure” the whole lot of Gamma-Powered beasts, as they did with A-Bomb, I don’t see this being an easy task.  Sure, Betty can be reverted back – that’s an easy target.  Red She Hulk has topped out the charts of asinine creations on a mountain of already bad-ideas.  She really serves no purpose as her title was cancelled – proving that even a skilled writer like Jeff Parker can’t polish a turd – and she has no real use in the MU with another, better She-Hulk already running around.  Red Hulk himself… well, actually let’s save him for last.  The real trouble begins with Skaar and Lyra – these two were not created by MODOK and the Leader – they were BORN from Hulk DNA.  What would they revert to?  I’m sure Duggan has something up his sleeve – but for the life of me I can’t see what he could possibly do.  They weren’t human to begin with.  Is Thundra going to stand by and let the Hulk de-power their love child?  How would that even all work?  They are certainly on the list – but to what end I am not sure.  Hiro, of course, is not even a factor as he is still somewhere in space hopefully never to be heard from again.

Now the real red herring… or Red Hulk as it may be.  I have gone on record as to saying that the idea for a Red Hulk was not bad – the execution is what destroyed what could have been a great story (damn you, Loeb).  While the Red Hulk has certainly shown unable to hold a title – or even a team book (which was still a great read – until Soule left) he has still been pretty much imbued into the MU.  He’s been an Avenger for goodness sake!  As much as I would love to see the Red Hulk erased… I just don’t see it happening.  We are made aware that Ross knows what Doc Green is up to though, and he is not going to wait around for his “turn”.  Should be interesting.

As far as the name Doc Green goes, let me just say this: there have been a lot worse in the past.  Truly, the name Doc Green may not be the greatest name (like Joe Fixit) but it’s not so bad that it distracts me from the fantastic story being told.  Grade: A

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Hulk Annual
W: Monty Nero
A: Luke Ross & Le Beau L Underwood

Man, it was a good week to be a Hulk fan this week!  The Indestructible Hulk Annual last year found Stark and Banner teaming up to take down an old professor who, for the lack of a better term, turned himself into a living island.  Following that tale we get another dose of a living plant taking over the every inhabitant of a small city.  This time it’s the Hulk’s employee, Patty Wolman, a dying, crazy woman who is infesting the plants, animals and people with a self made plant artificial intelligence named Vista she tested on herself.  With Zadian’s research and her brains and desperation – with a little help from Hulk DNA captured when Banner and Stark ate the fruit on Zadian’s island – the bio-virus grows and heals at a rapid rate.

Of course this would be an issue for any other hero – but not Doc Green who distracts Wolman long enough to get a gamma-pesticide ready.  He saves the city – but does he rid the world of Vista completely? Read it and find out yourself!

I give major props to the writer for linking the last annual with this one and continuing what was an interesting idea. This is certainly worth the read. It seems that all the loose ends that Waid left when he abruptly left the Hulk duties are being wrapped up in due time. It gives me faith that we will be exploring all of the lingering queries, such as “Who the hell shot Bruce Banner?” That’s a doozy of an unanswered question – but hopefully we will find out in a timely manner. For now? Just enjoy the ride, man! Grade: B-

The Way to Hulk’s Heart is Through His Stomach!

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I always figured… but wait!  Is this Hulk’s way of saying “Make me a sandwich!” to Spiderwoman?  I can’t see that going over well…

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I am psyched about this new direction the Hulk book is taking – and looking forward to the upcoming issues!  Click the image for a great interview with the new Hulk writer!

 

Hulk Heroheads (1981)

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Weren’t the 80’s great?  They would come up with some of the most fantastic stuff!  Inside the little Hulk head is another tiny Hulk that you balance tiny beams on.  You try to get your beam to stay put – if the tower falls on your turn you lose – simple, right?  This is something I picked up at this year’s Boston Comic Con.  I didn’t stay very long but I had a blast.  I met up with a few people – including Mark Waid, who, when I said I was a Hulk fan, seemed to politely smile and then rush me a long.  I guess he wasn’t interested in chatting about my favorite character.  That’s okay – no hard feelings there.  He signed a few comics for me and I picked up those phony Lego Hulks – and this Hulk Herohead.  All in all I consider that a success!

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Hulk #5 (2014) – The Review

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Hulk #5

W: Duggan
P: Bagley
I: Hennesey

The new Hulk has finally hit the stands and I have to say, right off the bat, the new writer has taken off like a shot!  The first issue is a doozy with a more malicious, concise and determined Hulk we’ve ever seen.  Hulk, who would rather not be referred to with that name anymore, now he’s Doc Green, is out on a mission,  He’s decided that there are far too may Hulks out there – and I couldn’t agree more – but he’s going to set things straight.  He has created a serum of sorts with nanites that will cure Gamma-Folk – only… not Doc Green.  He’s not looking to be cured.  Just to get rid of the impostors.  This definitely includes Rick Jones (A-Bomb) but also 6 others.  By my count we would be rid of Red Hulk, Red She-Hulk, Red Leader, She Hulk, Lyra… and a mystery guest I can’t put my finger on yet.

Duggan doesn’t just give us a fun first issue setting up Doc Green to face off against A-Bomb in the top of the next issue but also some new mysteries.  Yes, we will get back to shot Banner in the back of the head – but with Extremis pumping through his brain he’s hardly concerned about that at the moment.  What’s even more troubling is that Doc Green may have the smarts but Banner seems to be trapped and desperate to get out!  Also Doc Green, unlike any incarnation we’ve seen before, is rocking a sweet ass green mohawk.

Overall, the quick read is an energized new direction for the Green Goliath.  One I think everyone should check out!  Grade: A-

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Marvel Super Hero Smash Action Hulk (2014)

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These kid friendly lines have released quite a bit of Hulk stuff in the past year or so – from the Target exclusive Hulk sets to the above figure – they are going strong!  The Smash Action Hulk here talks a bit and even looks extremely happy when doing it!  His soft hands help not to leave any marks on your enemies as you beat them senseless with this toy.  Of course, the soft hands means you have to beat them a lot longer than you normally would.  So, this little guy was found at TRU next to a similar Spidey.  Not sure if there are other characters out there like this – but all you really need is a Hulk anyways, right?

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