Hulk Trigger Flashlight (2017)

Kohl’s had this without a tag in the clearance section.  Clearance sections are hit and miss these days as it takes a while for most things to hit an affordable price again.  I asked the lady at the counter how much it was and she replied “I have no idea”  I swear I stood there for a good 15 seconds with neither of us saying a word.  It was real awkward.  I then asked how we go about finding out so that I may purchase it.  She huffed and grabbed the phone.  She asked the person on the other line how she could find a price.  When she hung up she looked at me and said “How much do you want to pay for it?”  I responded with “How’s $3?”  She said – and I swear this is true – “I don’t care.  How’s $1?”  I literally had to go to my car an get 4 quarters since I don’t usually carry cash on me.  I paid $1 for this little forgotten Hulk piece in the clearance section by a woman who clearly hated her job.  And maybe her life.

Hulk Emojis and Pin (2016)

The search for the Hulk faces are over (I think?) and I could not be happier.  There are times when I see that Marvel has released a new set of something with blind boxes (or bags) and I curse them.  I get why they are a good idea – but it doesn’t stop me from hating him so much.

The emoji face balls, as I call them, are both hilarious and confusingly useless.  They don’t bounce, so they don’t act like a ball, and they aren’t much more than the little round head so… very ball shaped. I’ve also found a Hulk pin that was released with the artwork for the angry Hulk face.  So now I can carry I’m everywhere!

Marvel Emojis (2016)

All I was able to find is the Hulk that looks suspicious of everyone.  Not angry, not annoyed, but more like you just told him that he needs to watch his little brother on Saturday night so he won’t be able to go to the football game with his friends.  He’s looking slightly confused to see if you were talking to him or not.

I also found the buzzed Rocket and high AF Groot.  These guys make an amazing threesome.  Like the “See no evil, hear no evil speak no evil” monkeys – but ones who refuse to play their respective parts.

“Damnit, Mom!  Louie was going to borrow his Dad’s Chevelle!”

Hulk Tsum Tsums (2016)

I showed you a while ago that I had two of the green figures.  I knew it was only a matter of time before I found the middle green.  Luckily, my daughter loves these things and we were getting them for her as a treat and she found the middle one sometime in Jan.  I just came across the Large Red Hulk one as well – and the middle Red came from a blind package.  The background it comes with makes it easy to figure out which package it is without even opening it up!

Hulk Blow Up Bop Ball (2014)

This Hulk piece is easily one of the funniest Hulk finds in a while!  Granted, this has been in my collection for the longest time and I just never showed it off.  It’s basically what it looks like – you blow this little sucker up and then slam it up and down as fast as you can in your balled up fist.  Or, as the package says “PUNCH IT!”  This needs to be used – expect a video this summer of me and my girl using this crazy thing!

Squishy Hulk (2016)

I found this disturbing piece of Hulky goodness sometime last year.  It is like a sad stress ball that is begging to be out of its misery.  The tag description is the best where it claims “Life Like” on it.  Where in the great guacamole is this life like?  Are they claiming the huge bulging eyes that were slapped on with the a glob of paint are super realistic?  Or the fused together hands and non-descript facial features scream photorealism!  Maybe the tiny nubs they call toes are what they are referring to?  Who knows – I’m just glad this freak of a toy is home with me where he can be around things that won’t shun him for being a monster!

Voice Modulator Hulk Mask (2016)

I am looking forward to seeing what we have in store for Thor: Ragnarok.  I am hoping for a new set of Hulk hands presented in a new way – I also hope to see a Hulk mask that wear the Planet Hulk crown!  For now, though, we have this awesome piece of work!  Remember the Chewbacca lady?  Too bad the Hulk’s mouth doesn’t move – we could have another viral video hitting the interwebs!  I haven’t seen this on the shelves for a while but hopefully it is still available!  Every Hulk fan should have this bad Larry!