My friend Corry was supposed to come down and we were supposed to break this out and play catch or something. Whatever you call it when you throw a football around. I told him that I throw like a girl – but that wasn’t the complete truth. I actually throw like a paraplegic girl. A blind one. This is why I never made it into the NFL. Or was never asked to play in the neighborhood games – that were played in front of my house. That my Father refereed.
Man, he was a jerk.