Ratchet's Hulk Collection

Hulk Lunch Boxes (2008)

We did it with the backpacks – now we can have a little lunch box fun! I got a few Hulk lunch boxes as gifts from family members. The first, above, is a lunch box found at Target. The Hulk here is a pretty popular movie Hulk pic. I like lunch boxes that seperate the places you can put your sandwich and the other things in your lunch – like an orange – because whatever else is there always crushes or squishes your sandwich. And squished sandwiches are just plain bad news.

That’s why this, the second lunch box, is so great – it comes with a free sandwich container! Not only is there a cool Hulk cover, although it’s sparkly, Hulk covers should not be sparkly! Also, with this Lunch box, it looks like you can fit more – and more lunch is always a good thing. Mmmm… Lunch! Another image from the Hulk movie.

This one, the last (I know – what a bummer), comes with a free water bottle. Not a Hulk water bottle – that’s why there is no picture of it – because it’s just a plain white water bottle. But there is a moving Hulk cover of the Hulk smashing. First the Hulk has his arms raised over his head – then turn the Lunch Bow slightly – the Hulk is smashing his fists into the ground! That’s just plain cool! The image actually looks like it’s from the merchandise from 2003 (the tag claims 2008) but I’m suspect.

Hope this blog made you hungry! Now go make yourself a peanutbutter and banana sandwich! Or whatever your favorite sandwich is… But peanutbutter and banana rocks~!

Doc Samson Marvel Legends (2008)

This here is the Doc Samson figure. It’s actually not too bad but I would rather of had Valykrie. This is far and away the weakest figure in the new line – I mean, look at that hair! Actually, I heard the hair is not only ugly but also restrictive to the neck articulation. Samson has the classic lightning bolt red shirt that he appeared in from the beginning in Incredible Hulk #141 – where did he get that thing anyways? And how many does he have? He’s always wearing it – and there has been times that he’s ripped his shirts. Does he have back ups? He must!

Listen, other than anyone who wants to complete the line or the Fin Fang Foom figure, really doesn’t need to pick this figure up. It’s not bad – but that doesn’t make it good.

Hulk vs. Absorbing Man SHS (2008)

How is it that Absorbing Man has landed in EVERY Hulk toy line? I mean, he started out as a Thor villian in Journey Into Mystery #14 (Although years later Loeb would write a little story Daredevil: Yellow #1 where he put a boxer named “Crusher” Creel as the opponent to Battlin’ Jack Murdock) Imagine that! Loeb changing Marvel continuity! But he didn’t even appear in a Hulk comic until Incredible Hulk #125.

But here he is once again! Facing off against, what I can only describe as, Quasimodo Hulk. Where did that huge hump in his back come from? Why? Is this Spina bifida Hulk? And what has made him so happy? This is the second Hulk SHS from wave 2 that I have shown. I’m holding out on showing you my favorite of this wave till I have shown all the others. With only two others to go it won’t be too long! Stay tuned!

Mutating Hulk 2-Pack (2008)

With all of the new Hulk merchandise coming out I almost forgot to post this! That would have been a darn shame! I have had this since sometime mid-July. And thankfully one of the Hulk fans here keeps reminding me to post this. This is a pretty great 2-pack to have and the only Norton as Banner figure they’ve released. The Hulk in this 2-pack seems to be practicing some sort of wizardry or mind control – why is his hand like that? Still, it’s a really decent 2-pack and worth the moolah because of the Banner figure. Series 3 should be out soon and I’m hoping to see Bi-Beast on the shelves soon! I found both 2-packs and the horrible 12″ Hulk I posted at Wal*Mart – but they seem to be popping up everywhere now…

The only set back with this figure (from what I’ve heard) is that the Hulk figure is really lacking on articulation. With the “transforming” action you have to place Banner inside the Hulk’s back – and that means no waist movement.

The Banner figure really captures Norton’s pained/innocent look. It is in scale with this line – it’s actually a perfect companion for the G.I. Joe line. The price points for these figures are about $15.99 and can be found at Targets and Wal-Marts right now. Here’s a quick shot of all 4 – that’s right! There are 4 2-packs out there (one is an Abomination 2-pack) I found the last two just last Friday. I will post them soon. Maybe this week.

Hulk Plush Back-Pack (2008)

I found this last week at Newbury Comics. They had the Hulk here and a Spiderman one. Basically, when you wear this backpack it looks like the Hulk is getting a piggyback – which, isn’t that a bit embarassing? Why would the Hulk get a piggyback from anyone? Can you imagine the conversation that took place before the Hulk agreed to the piggyback?

“Hey Hulk, we should go to the mall – I need a new pair of shoes.”

“Oh, okay let’s go.”

“Want me to give you a piggyback?”

(Uncomfortable pause) “Ummm… no. Not really.”

“Why?”

“Why don’t I want a piggyback? What do you mean why?”

“Come on! What are you? Against piggybacks?!?”

“No, I just-”

“Just nothing! Come one! Get on my back! What? You don’t think I can carry you?”

“Well, I am the Hulk…”

Well, that went on way too long, didn’t it? Basically the converasation ended with the Hulk akwardly agreeing to getting a piggyback from the person who needed new shoes. I’m going to end this post now before it gets any more disturbing.

Grey Hulk vs. Wolverine SHS (2008)

This is part of the 2nd wave of Hulk SHS. Too bad they overcrowded the stores with the first wave because now you can only find the second wave at specialty stores, comic shops and Hasbro’s website. Personally, I feel as though the 2nd wave has some of the better 2-packs. Like this one here – grey Hulk vs. Wolvie. Much like McFarlane’s classic cover to Hulk #340. The paint application could have been better. Wolvie especially looks a bit sloppy. Still, a really great 2-pack that you should consider yourself lucky if you were able to track these down. Some people don’t like the SHS – and maybe they are for a specific audience – but the Hulk SHS packs are for every Hulk fan. Besides, they spell grey the CORRECT way!

1000+ Comments… and Still Climbing!

Just a quick thanks to everyone who leaves comments on my blogs. I really appreciate it and also enjoy conversing with fellowHulk fanatics. There are the random comments from some people who come across my site in their cyber-travels but I must give a huge shout out to the Hulk nuts who keep coming back! Posters like Kensjap and limah have made quite a few comments – in the beginning there was Sir Jorge – haven’t heard from him lately but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t deserve a shout out! Some other posters that are worth mentioning: Colugo, Will, and of course tanvi. I also appreciate when my “real” friends Corry, Bill and Naomi check in and leave the truly adored sarcastic comments. My day would suck if I didn’t have you guys there to poke fun at my addiction!

Of course I can’t thank everyone for their comments without singling out Hulk-Man who is, far and away, the comment King. His comments probably consist at least 40% of all the comments. He probably has more than I do – and I try to reply to everyone! – so congrats Hulk-Man – you earned the top spot as the comment King. 🙂

12″ Mego Hulk in Box (1978)

I had been looking for this guy here – in the box. It’s such a great package. Mego packages have such personality and are almost pieces of art work themselves. The classic 12″ Mego Hulk in mint condition inside the package (which isn’t perfect – but still pretty great) still has the white shirt – that makes him look like Ralph Macchio from the Karate Kid. The amazing thing is, seeing these older toys, is that people still have these toys in their packages. This was before people really collected toys! It always amazes me. I love the way this Mego looks. I’d like the 8″ in the box (I have one on a unpunched card) but now it’s going to be harder to tell myself to spend the money on a figure I already have.

If you ask me, and if your coming to this blog then you kind of did, then I suggest getting the vintage Hulk figures. Not only are they hard to come by and only get more expensive everyday but also they are the best when displayed. These are far more impressive than any amount of recent figures you can get. I also think that they are worth the scratch you pay for them – unlike the modern toys that people are charging crazy amounts for and most don’t retain their value.

I had to give a shot of the bottom of the box. Read the entire thing. Please! Mego Corp. claims this toy is full of loveable ugliness. That’s a back-handed compliment if I’ve ever heard one. And it also says “Fully poseable and ready for ANY action. What kind of action are they implying he should be ready for? Why do the preface it with the information about his poseability? Dirty.

Close up of Hulk's face. — Close up of Hulk

Ummm… Part 21

Oh, Hulk – please don’t quote Kermit the Frog. That’s so demeaning.

More Customs – One Cute and Gross!

The Mighty Muggs above is customized into zombie Hulk. It doesn’t look to bad – but it’s an auction with a reserve. I hate those. Just start the auction at what you want it to go for – or do Buy It Now – Reserves make no sense. I never bid on auctions that have reserves.

The other custom below is a figure that this customizer sold before – maybe he made another – it sold for quite a bit and now this one is starting at $90.00. I know someone had asked me about getting one of these before – so pony up the cash if you want it!

King Hulk Marvel Legends (2008)

This is one of the only figures that comes with accessories! A huge sword and ax! The figure itself is one of the best in the entire series – and I have to say – better than the Planet Hulk figure they released before.

This time around he reflects the Hulk we saw in the comics much better – and he has the silver arm from the start this time! While there will be variants in this line – the Savage Grey Hulk that I posted will have a green variant (maybe 2!) – I can’t see how they could improve this figure.

Screw Zohan... Don't mess with the King Hulk

This is the only figure that I bought one to open (well, so far) and I have to say the articulation on this figure is great! The scowl on the Hulk’s mug accents any pose you can put him in. The paint application is much better on here than the Wendigo figure, it covers all of the intricate details, like spikes on his leggings and the crown on his head. As these figures become more and more available I hardly see this one – so get it while can!

What happened to?…

What happened to the great Valkyrie and Red King figures? Did they get shelved in favor of other figures? Are they on their way? I would have loved the Valkyrie figure! Did she get shelved in favor of the She-Hulk? I’m too upset about the Red King – but I hope to see these figures soon…

12 Inch Movie Hulk (2008)

This is too much. Did they have a meeting and say “Okay, everything that we did right for the previous movie 12″ Hulks – let’s throw that out the window and make the WORST looking Hulk figure ever!” Well, they would be happy to know that they succeded. Congrats – this is a piece of crap. Woo-Hoo! Everything about this Hulk is bad – the scale (he’s far too skinny!) and his crossed eyes (what is this recent trend of giving the Hulk a lazy eye?) The only thing that is even partially cool about this is that it talks when you press his belly.

But why does his eyes glow? Not only are the glowy eyes inaccurate – but they really do nothing for the figure itself! I do like that when you squeeze his legs together his arms raise and when they lower there is a crashing sound. What can I say? I’m easy to please 🙂 Even though I am easy to please I still have to give this figure two thumbs way down – sorry to say it, but I pride myself on my honesty about how I feel about the Hulk merchandise and I can’t just say that this figure is even worth picking up. It feels like it’s made of cheap plastic and the color is more like the 90’s comics – not recent Hulk’s shade of green. Boo.

Hulk - trying to throw his arms around the world...

Deformed Hulk (2008)

Thought I would show you a little something fun here – especially after that harsh review of Hulk #5 – but I got this little guy yesterday. There’s something sweet about this little retarded Hulk. He looks like one of those flipper babies. I love the real hair and the huge stuffed muscles! I think this very ugly Hulk is going to displayed PROUDLY in the Hulk room – right next to the Sideshow PF Hulk!

Look at his little angry expression! He’s trying to be intimidating but he’s just so ugly it comes off as creepy. Poor creepy little Hulk. Go get one and give him a good home. A good home where you’ll ridicule him everyday!

Hulk #5 – The Review

So it begins, the Red Hulk faces off against Thor. This comic starts right after the Red threw the Hulk off the Golden Gate Bridge and Thor appears. He hits the Red with the Mjolnir and the Red shakes it off. Doesn’t even affect him. Not even a mosquito bite kind of irratation. So, then Red tosses Thor around like he’s a rag doll and, even worse, jumps – or maybe even flies, who knows with Loeb’s writing – into space. That’s right, into space. He uses the Mjolnir (he can, cause they’re in space!) to beat Thor silly. He then drops Thor off on the moon – but not before kicking his helmet off (?) – and Thor promises to have vengence (because he did so well this time). We join the Fantastic Four trying to watch a video tape of Ross. As they try to decipher what he says a virus gets into their computer and Iron Man is informed that the Red came back from space but almost sent California into the sea doing it. Wasn’t that the plot of Superman Returns? So, here comes A-Bomb to save the Green Hulk from the bottom of the ocean. The two have a conversation that I can only describe as “painful”.

Why Blue Man Help Hulk?

Not Blue Man. A-Bomb. A-Bomb is Hulk’s friend. Help Hulk fight Red Hulk.

Where is a gun when you need one? Anyways, Hulk tells A-Bomb to help the people in the earthquake. Hulk is going to after Red Hulk. Then Iron Man shows up with She-Hulk, Ares, the Human Torch, Namor and the Thing. Why Loeb titled each character like we’re 10 years old and needed to be told who they were is beyond me.

I have to say, this comic keeps surprising me – and not in the good way. How does Loeb write such drivel and get paid for it? Really? What’s next? Does the Red Hulk take on Ego the Living Planet just to show he can? I hope all of these question get answered in the next comic – it says to be concluded at the end – but I doubt that will happen. And wasn’t Reed a bit busy? Now he has time to help Iron Man out? Last I heard he was a little… spread thin. This get a little unbearable. One more comic to make it all better! Marvel really need to get on the ball with releases too – they should be up to Hulk #8 – not 5. D-